{"product_id":"pre-order-sue-dillon-2027-calendar","title":"PRE-ORDER Sue Dillon 2027 Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI will ship these out mid December, sweet pea! This is a pre-order type of situation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSue Dillon's 2027 Calendar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eONE MORE YEAR THEN I QUIT! 📞💙\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e365 days. 12 months. One unhinged woman. Absolutely no refunds on your sanity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou asked for it, and unfortunately, Sue Dillon delivered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eofficial Sue Dillon 2027 Wall Calendar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e—12 glorious months of questionable decisions, iconic poses, and enough Sue Dillon to make your family concerned about your mental well-being.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're keeping track of doctor's appointments, swinger meetups, court dates, or the last time you changed your underwear, Sue's got you covered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHAT YOU'RE GETTING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📸 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 exclusive Sue Dillon photos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — A different masterpiece for every month.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📅 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFull 2027 calendar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Plenty of room to document your poor life choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📏 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8.5\" × 11\" portrait format\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Perfect for hanging in your kitchen, office, bathroom, or local swingers club.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧵 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSewn binding\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Keeping Sue together for an entire year. No promises beyond that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE PERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour favorite Sue-per Fan, your least favorite relative, your parole officer, or anyone who appreciates a woman who has absolutely no business being on a calendar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hanging this calendar in your home may result in awkward conversations, unexpected laughter, and an overwhelming urge to go hog wild.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eONE MORE YEAR THEN I QUIT!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYeah, right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGET YOURS BEFORE SUE CHANGES HER MIND!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 💙📞\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"suedillon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44896134398011,"sku":null,"price":20.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/5674\/7579\/files\/Untitled_8.26x11.69in_1.png?v=1794019100","url":"https:\/\/suedillon.com\/products\/pre-order-sue-dillon-2027-calendar","provider":"suedillon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}