I will ship these out mid December, sweet pea! This is a pre-order type of situation.

Sue Dillon's 2027 Calendar

ONE MORE YEAR THEN I QUIT! 📞💙

365 days. 12 months. One unhinged woman. Absolutely no refunds on your sanity.

You asked for it, and unfortunately, Sue Dillon delivered.

Introducing the official Sue Dillon 2027 Wall Calendar—12 glorious months of questionable decisions, iconic poses, and enough Sue Dillon to make your family concerned about your mental well-being.

Whether you're keeping track of doctor's appointments, swinger meetups, court dates, or the last time you changed your underwear, Sue's got you covered.

WHAT YOU'RE GETTING:

📸 12 exclusive Sue Dillon photos — A different masterpiece for every month.

📅 Full 2027 calendar — Plenty of room to document your poor life choices.

📏 8.5" × 11" portrait format — Perfect for hanging in your kitchen, office, bathroom, or local swingers club.

🧵 Sewn binding — Keeping Sue together for an entire year. No promises beyond that.

THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:

Your favorite Sue-per Fan, your least favorite relative, your parole officer, or anyone who appreciates a woman who has absolutely no business being on a calendar.

WARNING: Hanging this calendar in your home may result in awkward conversations, unexpected laughter, and an overwhelming urge to go hog wild.

ONE MORE YEAR THEN I QUIT!

Yeah, right.

GET YOURS BEFORE SUE CHANGES HER MIND! 💙📞